A conceited Ming dynasty scholar, Weiyangsheng, believes that since life is short, one should pursue the ultimate sexual pleasure as time permits. After the collapse of his marriage, his journey takes him to a den of iniquity resigned over by randy Prince of Ning and his tag team of sexual dynamos. Visiting the Elder of Bliss, a male master in the bedroom arts disguised as a buxom woman, Wei is told his problems stem from his tiny penis. So he goes looking for a transplant to help him along. Now hugely endowed, he gets "cocky" and spirals into an empty emotionless campaign of calamity. This is when his real troubles start.